Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
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She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
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I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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