The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
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I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
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In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
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