The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
There r osticjed everywhere
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
