yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
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there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
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I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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