Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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