I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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