Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
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I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
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I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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