today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize