Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
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Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
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rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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