He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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