drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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