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What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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