Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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