UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
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I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
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Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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