I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
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he laminated a picture of his dick.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
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I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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