she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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