i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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