I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
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The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
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Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
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