even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize