White coat. Heels.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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