i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
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and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
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I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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