Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
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Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
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You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
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