I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
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