So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
Randomize
