what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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