Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
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New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
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Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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