He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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