You're completely useless in the revolution.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
