You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
This is classic penis vs brain.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Randomize
