I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
dude i'm inner monologue high
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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