So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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