the new term for farting is butt boxing.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
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Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
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The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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