do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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