i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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