Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize
