Do you still have your period?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
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There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
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She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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