I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
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lets start a swedish sibling band together
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
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Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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