What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Randomize
