Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
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we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
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Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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