oh god the rape fog is back!
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
