i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
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Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
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well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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