susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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