Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
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some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
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It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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