Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
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For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
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Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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