did you get engaged???
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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