Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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