yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
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Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
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I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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