she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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