he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
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If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
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totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
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