Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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