We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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