I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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