Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
organizing the empties. That sober.
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i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
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i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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