In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I need a beard to bite.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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