He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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