We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
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So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
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As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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